This Woman Just Posted A Hilarious Ad For Her Mean Rooster, Has The Internet In Stitches

If you have owned a lot of pets over the years, you likely know that some of them can be more difficult than others.

Even though we love them all, we do tend to dote a bit more on those who make us laugh rather than those who make us cry.

The woman in this story had a difficult pet. And her attempt to get rid of him has the internet laughing out loud.

Denell McCaul is giving away her rooster. Her ad on Facebook has everyone reeling.

“FREE to good home. Well, any home really. At this point I don’t give a **** what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: ***HOLE ROOSTER.”

“He’s the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m. That is his only setting, 5:30.”

“He has no snooze button but will be quiet just long enough for you to fall back to sleep and then he’ll start back up with his obnoxious cock-a-doodle-doing right outside of your windows.”

“It’s like he knows where you sleep and can zone in on that particular window so maybe he has some sort of special x-ray vision where he can see sleeping people behind walls.”

McCaul continued:

“He is also a perfect rooster if you want to start running…around your yard…while you’re trying to get away from him. He no longer goes after me as he is also an instructor of interpretive dance.”

“Or at least that’s what I amazing it looks like as I went after him flapping my arms, jumping up and down, kicking at him, yelling and screaming, and swinging a mop in his direction.”

So, if you’re looking for an alarm clock with the only setting being 5:30 a.m., a personal trainer and a dance instructor, I have the perfect rooster that is able to fill all 3 of those positions FOR FREE!”

“But you’re coming out to catch this ***hole, I want to see your first interpretive dance lesson.”

Friends and followers on Facebook agreed that the rooster displays all the behaviors that are typical of roosters and also of children.

No word yet on if McCaul found a new home for her rooster. But we are left to wonder why she got him in the first place.

Source: Bored Panda

 

 

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Samantha Roberts

Written by Samantha Roberts

Samantha Roberts is a lifelong teacher, author, wife and mother of two. She is a speaker and published author who has been writing in books, journals and online for over 15 years.

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